Blonde LOGIC

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act Together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
Another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and Shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor.
"Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She
pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said,
You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm
actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is
broken"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the Sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their Heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
burn up!" said The Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're Going at night!"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde Responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one Was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

A nswered the blond. "They're Watch dogs"