A few more JOKES for Sunday!

Computer Power.

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair
before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a
comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a
hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all
of us had to do our own thinking."
What was the problem.

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around
and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained
the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
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