Humour...

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in
our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief
and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front
row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25
year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful
sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens
intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the
very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the
trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but
continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" "I
lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says,
"No, I told her I was 90."