Some questions that haunt me ??????

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be

Before they

Are considered assassinated,

Instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven,

Do you get stuck wearing the clothes

You were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"

When babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court,

Is it still called a hearing?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular

And

"panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting

That burns the toast to a horrible crisp,

Which no decent human being would eat?

If corn oil is made from corn,

And vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

What is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons,

Does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid

When it's outside the hemisphere,

But, call it a haemorrhoid

When it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that

When you blow in a dog's face,

He gets mad at you,

But, when you take him for a car ride,

He sticks his head out the window?