How to get refund

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk
told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
Special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in
front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and screamed,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES RUBBED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
refunded!!