Appraisals

Note: The following were taken from actual job evaluations of their
subordinates by mid-ranking officers of the British Royal Marines. Or
at least that is what we were told, hehehe!

(Apparently !)

1. 'Since his last appraisal, this officer has hit rock bottom and has
started digging.'

2. 'His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.'

3. 'I would not allow this officer to breed.'

4. 'This officer is really not so much a has been, but more of a
definite won't be.'

5. 'When she opens her mouth, it seems it's only to change feet.'

6. 'This lady has delusions of adequacy.'

7. 'He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them.'

8. 'This officer is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.'

9. 'This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts the better!'

10. 'This officer has a knack for making strangers immediately.'