The maids story

The maid (who was called Princess) wanted an increase.

The Madam was very upset and asked: "Now Princess, why do you want an
increase?"

Princess: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron clothes better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Princess: "The master said so."

Madam: "Oh"

Princess: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense!, Who said you were a better cook than me?"

Princess: "The master did."

Madam: "Oh"

Princess: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well!!!!

"Princess: "No madam, the gardener did."