TRIVIA!

Joke #1 A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at The Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake.
"I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!" St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering The Pearly Gates, and agreed to check on his case. After investigating, he told the attorney:
"I'm afraid that there is no mistake my son... We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and according to that, you're at least 108 years old!"

Joke #2 "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days", a snake asked his Doc. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says:
"What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Haircuts.

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutter's place. They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS"