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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks: WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" (image placeholder)HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence --HUSBAND: "Shit