Classic Laffaday Jokes

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says:

"Well, we have the Parthenon."  
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies:

"We have the Coliseum."  
The Greek retorts:

"We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."  
The Italian, nodding agreement, says:

"But, we built the Roman Empire."  
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.  
With a flourish of finality he says:

"We invented sex!"  
The Italian replies:

"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"  

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.  
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.  
"Well," he replied, "the pay sucks and the hours are lousy, but what I do like is that the customer is always wrong."  

An auto mechanic received a repair order from a blonde women that read:
"Check for clunking sound when going around corners."  
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.'  
Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem.  
Promptly, he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation:

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."  

"The 10th annual Redneck Games were held this weekend in East Dublin, Georgia.

I think it's sponsored by the 'Jerry Springer Show'.

The events include bobbing for pigs feet, the hubcap hurl...and my personal favourite, the 'name one tattoo on the last relative you slept with'."  
Jay Leno   

Suicidal Blonde.
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells:

"No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies:

"Shut up, you're next!"