Men are like....repeat repeat until we understand...what!

1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... Theyirritate the shit out ofyou.2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The olderthey get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing canbe done to change them..4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You needOne, but you're not quite sure why.5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet,smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can'tbelieve a word they say.7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... Theytake soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usuallyrun at the first sign of emotion.10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... Theysatisfy you, but only for a little while.11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. Younever know when they're coming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun tolook at, but not very bright.13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All thegood ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.Now send this to all the remarkable women you know,as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys youmight be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!(image placeholder)B EHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELFA WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONGSHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HERIN HOT WATERI HAVE YET TO HEAR A MANASK FOR ADVICE ON HOWTO COMBINE MARRIAGEAND A CAREERC OFFEE, C HOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHI 'M OUT OF ESTROGENAnd I HAVE A GUNW ARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDEAND I KNOW HOW TO USE ITO F COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIMEDO NOT START WITH ME.YOU WILL NOT WINA LL STRESSED OUTAND NO ONE TO CHOKEAnd last but not least:IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN