Chauvinist ...

If a man posted this..he will be called a chauvinist

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
 
 
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi 
  
  
  
  
 
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.  A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman 
 
 
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison 
  
  
 
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray  
  
 
  
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield 
  
  
 
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
 
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
 
 
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."