Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Sunday Morning Sex! the debate goes on!!


Chane, improvise!  
If there is a will there is a way.....

I sent you the story of the 11 would be priests who, before being ordained, had to pass the "acid test" or the crucial test.
They had to prove that they had renounced worldly desires.
And so, little bells were tied to their wee wees, and they stood in a line all nude with bells tied to thier wee wees.
A nude dancer was brought in and she gyrated her sexy body, stretched the holey parts and still there was no movement from the first guy.
He was unmoved and there was pin drop silence, as the Bells did'nt Chime, since there was no Ball movement.
Frustrated, she moved onto the next and next and next, and none of the first ten showed any signs of weakening.
The moment she approched the eleventh man, the bells started ringing and the more she gyrated the bells chimed louder and faster.
Suddenly, there was such vigorous movement down there that the bell got loose and got thrown right in front of the ten guys , who had passed the test.
Now, the eleventh man , was embarassed he walked in front of the ten men and bent down on all fours to pick up the bell and tie it back on to his wee wee.
As he bent down , suddenly, the ten silent bells started chiming louder and louder.
Needless to say, the eleventh man was a Royalist, but due to the sensitiveness  of some of the other ten guys , the name of the college they attended will not be revealed.

So my friend if the ice cream man does'nt cum yr way, tie a bell.