Good SMS jokes

1. January to December,
    Sunday to Saturday,
   Am to PM,
  My feelings for yu have never changed.......

  yu....
  are....
  always....
  a HEADACHE

to me !!!!
 

 2. When u feel lonely and alone

&

cannot see any one around you,

the World seems to be fading away,

come along with me

I'll take yu to an eye specialist!!
 
3. If marriages are made in Heaven,

then, what are made in Hell?
 Ans : the days after marriage
 
4. During a Marriage ceremony (Indian)

why

is the bridegroom is made

to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance

to run away.
 
5. Just close yr eyes

and

think of yrself for 10 seconds......
Open yr eyes !

Now, you will realize

that yu have wasted 10 sec

in thinking of a fool............
 
7. I wrote yr name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote yr name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So, I wrote yr name in my heart.............
I got a HEART ATTACK!!
 
8. LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....

continues with smoke.....

and ends in ashes...

but, don't worry -

we are chain smokers
 
9. Yr smile can be compared to a flower
Yr voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Yr innocence to a child
but, in stupidity
Yu have no comparison
YU  are the best!!
 
10. True love is like a pillow
Yu can hug when yu r in trouble
Yu can cry on when u r in pain

 &

Yu can embrace when yu are happy

So, when yu need true love,

Spend Rs.50/-

Buy a pillow!
 
11. Dear Friend,
when, I ask yu flower,
yu give me bouquet
when, I ask yu a stone,
yu give me a statue
when, I ask yu a feather,
yu give me peacock
ARE YU REALLY DEAF ?
 
12. I had VODKA with WATER,
I felt DRUNK!
I had WHISKY with WATER,
I felt DRUNK!
I had RUM with WATER,
I felt DRUNK!
I SWEAR,

I'LL NEVER DRINK WATER....!!!
 
13. When I call yu;
1 ring means, I'm thinking of yu;
2 rings mean, I like yu;
3 rings mean, I miss yu;
4 rings means .........

pick up the  phone,

YU IDIOT!!
 
14. Teacher :

Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.

Change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
 
15. The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions, 24hrs  365 days.....
 it functions right from the time yu are Born........

until you fall in love
 
16. SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in yr personality

SO....
 Brush yr Teeth

From today onwards!!
 
17. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
 A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
 A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
 
18. History Teacher :

From where to where did the mughals rule ?
 Student :

Sir, i am not sure

but I think from page 15 to 26 sir....
 
19. Teacher : YU failure !

@ yr age Bill gates stood first in the class.

Student : Mind yu, Sir,

but @ yr age Hitler commited suicide!!