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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keptthe same tag-line ...............  oh !Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste betterTesco Condoms - every little helpsNike Condoms - Just do it.Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.Durecell condoms - keep going and going.Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stopBurger King Condoms - Home of the whopperGoodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wideFCUK condoms - (no comment required)Muller lite condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very longRenault condoms - size really does matter!Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tinRonseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutesDomestos condoms - gets right under the rim...(!!!)(image placeholder)Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reachCarlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the worldAA Condoms - for the 4th emergency servicePepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animalPolo condoms - the condom with the hole