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*A Tribute to the Professors of India (not all professors of course), on their usage of English*
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# Inside the Class:
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* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh... quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
* Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.
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# About his family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
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# At the ground:
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the ball.
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# To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
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# Giving a punishment:
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)
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Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
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By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
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So, the next day at school (to that boy):
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre.
