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Take this test, . . . . . scroll down slowly and don't

CHEAT!

There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:

1. The telephone is ringing.
2. The baby is crying.
3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell.
4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to rain.
5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running.

In what order do you take care of the problems?

Jot down your order, and scroll down after you've made your decision.

Each represents something in your life.

Don't cheat! 


 

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1. The phone represents your job or career.
2. The baby, your family
3. The visitor, your friends.
4. The laundry, your sex life.
5. The running water, your money or wealth.

Which one of you chose the laundry first?

 

 

 

 She Gets Seasick.

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing.

Then, suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.
In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom.

It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothing on.Horrified, she let out a shriek.
Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly.

"Don't let it bother you, miss," he moaned. "I'll never live to tell anyone." 

 

 Birds and bees talk.

A mommy asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.
"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "at age six, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.
At age seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then at age eight, you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

 

 I Need A Man Now!

There was a man who had a wife and she had a problem responding to his desires.

This continued for about 6 months.

As frustration was welling up within him he decided to see a doctor about his wife's lack of attention toward him.
The doctor, being of the wise kind, gave this man a bottle of pills and said to him,

"Now, just before your wife retires give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in and before you know it she will be more than obliging."
So, he goes home very excited and when night comes he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills.
He then says to himself,

"Now why should she have all the fun?"
So, he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup.

He takes both cups to his wife in bed and they talk for a bit and drink the milk.
After a half hour, both fall asleep.
Then, the wife suddenly sits up straight in bed, pounds her husband and says,

"Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man now!"
The husband sits up straight and shouts,

"So do I! So do I!"
 

 

 Road painting slow down ..

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired.
They are each assigned a section of the road.

The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redhead 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redhead 3, and the brunette 3.5.

The manager decides to talk to the blonde.

"You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day," the manager said. "What's the problem?"
"I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!"

 

 

 Call 9-1-1!

"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.
"Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
"The regional vice president died this morning!"
"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone has gone except his secretary. You know the one."

"Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."
"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'.

She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number."
 

 The Grieving Wife.

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says,

"So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says,

"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says,

"Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says,

"That he did, Father..."
The priest says,

"What did he ask, Mary?"
She says,

"He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that darned gun!'"

 

  Get Me A Coffee!

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone -

"Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,

"You fool you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, Dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back,

"And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No!" replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.