Entertainment Jokes!

A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. 
Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. 
He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time he received a note: 

"Thanks for the vase," it read.  "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."

 

 

Principles of Good Sportsmanship.
"Look, Bobby," the coach said, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn't allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language."
"Yes, sir, I understand."
"Good, Bobby. Now, would you please explain that to your mother."    

YOUR JoKe:
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she suffered from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.
So, the Dr. took down all of her medical history, a process that took quite a while.
At the end, the woman says:

"You see, Dr. Smyth while I've been sitting here talking to you I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell."
At this point, the Dr. scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the woman.
"What's this?" she asked, "some pills?"
"No", replied Dr. Smyth, "that is a prescription for a hearing aid: come in next week, and we'll operate on your nose."