Adult Daily Humor!

Joke #1.
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the
beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up.
The pharmacist said,
"What brand of condoms do you prefer ma'am."
She said,
"I'm not sure, they're for my Camels,"
at which point he fainted.

Joke #2.
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.
Standing behind the counter is a young woman.
"May I speak to the pharmacist?" he asks.
"Well," she replies, "I am the pharmacist."
He looks very uncomfortable, and asks for a *male* pharmacist, as he
has a "male problem."
She informs him that only she and her sister work at this particular
establishment.
He blushes and says,
"Well, I really do need help, so I guess I'll ask you... I have a
problem. I have a constant erection, and nothing I do seems to get rid
of it. It's been like this for three months now. Can you give me
anything for it?"
The woman looks thoughtful, and says,
"Hold on, I'll go in back and ask my sister."
After a couple of minutes she returns and says,
"We'll give you half of the business and it's profits, but that's all
we can give you for it..."

VIRGINITY TEST!
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies,
"Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint,
some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball
blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says,
'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"