THE SUNKEN SHIP

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on abeautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere :
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 English men and 1 English woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking &
cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look
at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying
to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into
Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not
remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the first few
litres of coconut whiskey but at least the English are not getting any.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is
bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she
can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the
equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much better,and how her relationship with her mother
is improving.
...And the 2 English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman...

J. Two Sri Lankan men and 1 Sri Lankan woman


J. The two Sri Lankan men want to divide the Sri Lankan woman into two while one takes the northern part of her and the other the south.

K. Two Arab men and 1 Arab woman

The two Arab men chose to use the Arab woman together, each one approaching her either end and swapping after each turn more like an old LP record (you play one side and you flip the side over).