A sad case of mistaken identity
rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him. He is rather taken back that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I
maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my
children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he'd been
unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my
friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and
stuck a cucumber up my arse ??
