Ma in law ...

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship yourmother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150. The man replied, "Long ago a man died here and was buried here, andthree days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."