Just saying Helloooooooo

This could happen

to

YOU! 
Scene in a Toilet

 

I was barely sitting down

when, I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but,

I don't know what got into me.

So, I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?

At that point,

I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out

as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me

but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell ' em
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then, I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.

There's an idiot in the other stall

who keeps answering all my questions!