A great idea!

  The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.   I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get  in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?   I think the life cycle is all backwards.   You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.  You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.   You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,  then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.  You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,  you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get  ready for High School.   Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no  responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;   The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with  luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger  quarters everyday, and then...   You finish off as an orgasm!