Life

1. Life would be perfect if:
Anger had a mute button,
Mistake had a back button,
Hard times had a fast forward button
&
Good times had a pause button.

2. Difference between Einstein and Rajapaksha is:
Einstein believed everything is relative
While
Rajapakshas believe relatives are everything.

3. A bird asked a Bee,
'You work so hard to make honey and people steal, don't you feel bad?
Bee said,
'I don't feel bad as they can never steal my art of making honey'.

4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are:
Tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

5. Tongue weighs practically nothing,
But
Only few people can hold it.

6. The happiness of our life depends upon the quality of our thoughts
But
Quality of our thought depends on the people we have in our life.

7. We get lot of unconditional love when we are born
&
Lots of unconditional respect when we die.
We just have to manage the time in between.