3HREE LAUGHS..

NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's
nipples while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

NO.2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His
son asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep
with your mum.

NO.3
A lady lost three pairs of panties in her house and blamed her maid in front
of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear
panties.