XX - Adult Puns!

The previews of pornos showed action.
The viewers derived satisfaction.
Showed a man getting off.
Caused a woman to scoff
That he looked like a coming attraction.

Two Viagra pills walk into a bar and sit next to two Marijuana plants.
The marijuana plants are lamenting about being illegal.
The Viagra pills scoff at them.
One Marijuana plant turns to the Viagra pills and asks,
"Don't you think we should be legal?"
"No," said the Viagra pills, "We are hard on drugs."

A man asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied,
"You're never home!"

The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked,
"Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?"
To which the doctor handily responded,
"To avoid criticism."