A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis
has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH

 His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with
the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I
gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can survive the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi

        NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN