12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on
British TV and radio:
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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing commentator: 'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby commentator: 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: 'Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator: 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'
said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight
inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports' : 'Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out
there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commenting on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunnerson
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use
Fanny; other weeks
he prefers to do it by himself.'