Tension joke...

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you.

On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says:

Congrats.

You are going to become a father.

THATS IT.

YOU GET TENSED.

You say but, that baby is not mine.

Girl says he is only the father of my baby.

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done.

Report comes.

Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home.

Then, you think:

At home I have two kids.

Whose are those?

THIS IS REAL TENSION.