Sweet tea solution

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.....every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.  When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it
in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes
to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and   reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant suggestion! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and
he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping  your mouth shut helps?"