Tomato Potato (JOKE)

Each Friday night after work, Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor
grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of
his neighbors were strict Catholics ... And since it was Lent, they
were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the
Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest
came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
several classes and much study, Sardar ji attended Mass... And as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh,
and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."

Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.

The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and,
as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard, clutching a rosary and
prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Sardar ji, holding a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you
were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a
chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato
and you are a tomato..