RIDDLES.

Would Little Miss Muffet share her curds?

No whey!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance

Because, he had no body to go with.

What do you get from a nervous cow?
Milk shakes!

How did the lion feel after he devoured the female Roman athlete?

He was gladiator.

How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't get down off an elephant,
You get down off a duck.

Where do cars like to go when it's hot?

To a car pool.

What do you call 10,000 strawberries squeezing through a doorway?
Strawberry jam!