Thoughts

There's only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the kidney and the wife is the liver.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails .........
the liver manages with another kidney !!

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