Women Over 50

In  case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what  Andy Rooney thinks
about women  over 50.

60 Minutes  Correspondent Andy Rooney  (CBS)

As  I grow in age, I value women over 50 most  of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night  and
ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't  care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't just
sit around whining about it, she does something she wants to do..  And
it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a  screaming match with
you at the opera or in the  middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if  you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with  it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are  forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we  praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons,
unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman  over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some  22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk
for free?' Here's an update for you. Nowadays  80% of women are
against  marriage. Why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying
an  entire pig just to get a little  sausage!