Monday, December 27, 2010

The SINDHI judge

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart HONEST Sindhi Judge faced
the opposing lawyers.

"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

" You, attorney Mohanty, gave me Rs. 5,00,000, and you, attorney
Venkat, gave me Rs. 6,00,000."

The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out Rs. 1,00,000. He
handed it to attorney Venkat and said...

"Now that I'm returning Rs. 1,00,000, we're going to decide this case
solely on its merits...!!!"