Pedro and Maria..

When Pedro and Maria got married,

...he was a very experienced man
but she was a virgin and... totally naive.

On their wedding night..
when Pedro removed his clothes.....Maria looked at his "thingamajig"
and... asked in wonderment...

'Pedro!.... What is that?'

Pedro was a quick thinker....
he said.... 'Maria, I am the only man
in the world with one of these.'... and then he proudly showed her
what it was for... 'Maria liked it'.... and was very pleased!!!

After the honeymoon was over, Pedro returned to work, only
to return home to find an upset Maria, waiting on their front porch.

'Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those
things... and yet today... when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes
behind the shed... he had one too!!!'

Ever fast on his feet...
Pedro said...'Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend.

Since I had two.... I gave him one.
So he is the only other man in the world with one.'

A puzzled Maria accepted the answer... but when
Pedro returned home the next day... an agitated and upset Maria was
waiting again on the porch.

 Obviously concerned... he asked...
 'Maria?... Now what's wrong darling?'

 'Dammit, Pedro... she replied...
  You gave the better one to
           Gonzalez!!!'