late nite humor (FYI)

Jay Leno:   "Today is the first day of Hanukkah. ... And President
Obama issued his annual Hanukkah message. See, this is what America is
all about, when the son of a black Kenyan father and a white Kansas
mother, elected president, thanks to the Latino voters, issues a
statement over his Japanese-made computer, serviced by technicians in
India, congratulating the Hebrew-speaking people of a land we took
from the Native Americans. That's what this country is all about!"

Conan O'Brien:   "Tonight at the White House, President Obama is going
to hold a ceremony for the first night of Hanukkah. And in response,
the Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish
Muslim.'"