XX - Adult Puns!

Back in the days of Camelot, a young knight was traveling cross
country by horseback.
He was tired, hungry and the hour was growing late.
He spotted a castle nearby and stopped and knocked on the door.
It was answered by the castle owner who was an older knight.
When the traveler asked if he could stay overnight, the castle owner said,
"No problem."
However, the castle had three bedrooms and the older knight also had
two daughters, they each had their own bedroom and the traveler would
have to choose who he would sleep with.
One daughter was extremely intelligent but was so ugly she made cats bark.
The other daughter was a breath-taking beauty who was smart as a box of rocks.
Who do you think the young knight chose to sleep with?
Obviously, he chose the older knight.
After all, this is a fairy tale.

The tampons were on sale.
The offer was valid only for a limited period, and there were no
strings attached.

"That new girl in the typing pool is driving me crazy!" bemoaned Rich
to Ernie. "That girl is a real mirage."
"Aren't you using the wrong word?" asked Ernie. "A mirage is something
you can see but can't feel."
"Yeah," came the reply "That describes her exactly!

Have you heard about the pregnant unwed mother?
Nobody could figure out what had gotten into her.

A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that
they are not talking to each other.
The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "when we had finished making love on the
first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on
the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, I shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm
sure your wife will get over it soon enough."
The groom nodded gently and said,
"That may be true, but I can't get over the fact that she gave me $20 change!"

The wondrously stacked blonde appeared at her door in a strapless
evening gown that defied gravity.
"Terrific!" said her admiring escort. "I don't see what holds that dress up!"
"Play your cards right, dear, and you will," she murmured.

A Polish girl went to the gynaecologist.
She disrobed and got up into the stirrups.
The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked,
"When was the last time you had a check-up?"
"Well, to be honest with you," she blushed,
"I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians."

Easy:
A word used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.