APHORISM:

A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE
OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

1. The nicest thing about the future is
That it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog,
But
Only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humour,
You probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs!!

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is
When you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child
Who is afraid of the dark to become
A teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important
Because they demonstrate how many people
A company can Operate WITHOUT.

8. Why is it that at class reunions
You feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat
And
You will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than
The boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins -
The old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting
A call for a wrong number at 4 AM. -
It could be a right number.

13. No one ever says,
'It's only a game.'
When their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age,
Where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print.
there's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is
That not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. After 60,
If you don't wake up aching somewhere,
You're probably dead!