Thursday, July 29, 2010

Scottish Baby

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when
he gets a call on his cell phone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces,
his wife has just produced a typical Scottish
baby boy weighing 21 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby
can weigh in at 21 pounds, but the man just shrugs,
"That's about average up our way,
folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Highland baby boy.."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Scottish
baby that weighed 21 pounds at birth, aren't you?


Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks
.....so how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Sixteen pounds".


The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened"?
"He was 21 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig from his Johnny Walker Whisky,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".