Wife!

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling
could be heard deep into the night.

The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig  my way up and out
of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the  rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared her. They believed she practiced  black magic,
because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighborhood.

The old woman liked the fact that she was feared.

To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 65.

Her husband had a closed casket at the wake.

After the burial,he went straight to the local bar and began to party,
as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbors, concerned for his safety,
asked,

'Aren't you  afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and
out of the grave,and come back to haunt you for the rest of your
life?'

The husband put down his drink and said, 'Let her dig. I had her
buried upside down.'

Damn!!! Men think of everything!! !