Getting Permission to Golf.....lol
Four married gentlemen happily went golfing.
During the 4th hole the following conversations took place:
Brian:
You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this
weekend... I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend.
Frank:
That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool.
Mike:
Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to play the hole when they realized that Jerry has not
said a word. So they ask him : 'You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the
deal?'
Jerry:
I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap
on her ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse? '
She said: 'Wear sun-block."