FRED
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit.
The officer asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might
just give the fellow a break and write him out a
warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but
lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with
me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny
last name. Kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed
to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I
got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship,
residency,and finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school Dentistry was my dream!
Got all the way through school, got my degree,so then
I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling
around with my assistant and she gave me VD.
So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took
away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am
Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
