SIGN BOARDS

ENGLISH SIGNS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES ...

COCKTAIL LOUNGE NORWAY ...
'Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar'

A BUDAPEST ZOO ..
'Please do not feed the animals.

If you have any suitable food give the guard on duty'

DOCTORS OFFICE - ROME
'Specialists in women & other diseases'

NAIROBI RESTAURANT
'Customers who find our waitresses rude should see
our Manager'

ON AN INDIAN HIGHWAY
'Take Notice - when this sign is under water the road
is impassable'

IN A CITY RESTAURANT - INDIA
'Open seven days a week & weekends'

CEMETERY
'Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from
any, but their own graves'

HOTEL RULES & REGULATION - TOKYO
'Guests are requested not to smoke or do other
disgusting behaviours in bed'

RESTAURANT MENU - SWITZERLAND
'Our wines leave you nothing to hope for '

BAR - TOKYO
'Special cocktails for ladies with nuts'

HOTEL - JAPAN
'You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid'

HOTEL - ZURICH
'Due to the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom,

it is suggested that the Lobby be used for this purpose'

AIRLINE OFFICE - COPENHAGEN
'We take your bags & send them in all directions'

LAUNDRY - ROME
'Ladies leave your clothes here

&

spend the afternoon having a good time'

ADVERTISEMENT FOR DONKEY RIDES - THAILAND
'Would you like to ride on your own ASS'

WINDOW OF SWISS FURRIER
'Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin'
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