Ladies - you are smart.

A Rare one! In honour of the ladies!!

> >> >The River
> >> >
> >> >Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
> >>large,raging violent river.
> >> >
> >> >Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,
> >>please give me the strength to cross the river."
> >> >
> >> >Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
> >>swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.>> >
> >> >After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
> >>me strength and the tools to cross the river."
> >> >
> >> >Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
> >>he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
> >> >
> >> >Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
> >>prayed,"God! , lease give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
> >>cross this river."
> >> >
> >> >Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
> >> >hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.