God's email...
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of
the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called
one of his angels to go to earth for a time. When he
returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95%
are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better
send down another angel to get a second opinion." So
God called another angel and sent him to earth for a
time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and
said,
"Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are
misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who
were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give
them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
No?
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Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.