Little Davie

>
> A new teacher was trying to make use of her
> psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
> "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"After
> a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher
> said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie ?"
> "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
> by yourself!

 

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Little Davie watched,
> fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
> face. "Why d o you do that, mommy?" he asked."To
> make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
> began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the
> matter?" asked Little Davie . "Giving
> up?

 

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A Sunday School teacher of
> pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might
> be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of
> the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
> wanted to make sure they understood that the birth
> of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up,
> etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
>  Little Davie waving his hand furiously, blurted
> out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!" The
> teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
> seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked
> Little Davie how he knew this. Little Davie said,
> "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
> the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you
> still in there?!"