Joys Of Aging

An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so
>that it wouldn't blow away in the wind.?
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>A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.
>I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing
>up in this wind?"
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>"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."?
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>"But madam, he said, "you must know that you're derriere is exposed!"??
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>The woman looked down,then back up at the man and said,
>"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought
>this hat yesterday!"