Jokes

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," the girl said at confession.

"What have you done my child?" asked her priest.

"I called a man a son of a bitch," she told him.

"And why did you call him a son of a bitch?" he asked.

"Because he touched my hand," she answered.

"Like this?" said the priest, as he touches her hand.

"Yes, Father."

"That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

"Then he touched my breast."

"Like this?" he asked, as he touched her breast.

"Yes, Father."

"That's still no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

"Then he took off my clothes, father."

"Like this?" he inquired, as he takes off her clothes.

"Yes, Father."

"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

"Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where," she confessed.

"Like this?" the priest asked as he stuck his you know what into her you
know where.

"Yes, Father! YES, Father!! YES FATHER!!!"

After a few minutes, the priest said, "That's no reason to call him a son of
a bitch."

"But Father, then he told me he has AIDS!"

"THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

 

 

 

Subject: Lovers Lane

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to
the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
knocks at the window.

The young man lowers his window...

"Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says:

"And, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs:

"I believe she's knitting a pullover."

The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...
and nothing obscene is happening!

What's your age, young man?

"I'm 25, sir."

"And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and says: "She'll be 18 in 20
minutes."